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NAVIGATION: / Inferno Z24/Brain Dead/Street Racer...


  • Paint fading on door revealing Highway Patrol logo underneath.

  • Tachometer on dash actually larger then windshield.

  • Super skinny front tires patched together with duct tape.

  • Cold air intake duct replaces on of the headlights.

  • The other headlight doesn't work at all.

  • Windshield crack held together with duct tape.

  • Hood scoop held on with duct tape.

  • Car is so twisted from repeated hard launches that all four wheels cant touch the ground at the same time.

  • Giant rear spoiler rotted where McDonalds secret sauce was spilled on it.

  • Puddle beneath car isn't oil -- it's spilled Dr. Pepper seeping through rotted floorboards.



  • Oversized "Friends don't Let Friends Drive Chevys" T-shirt.

  • Badly stained sneakers.

  • Hair not washed since 1989.

  • Hair covers eyes.

  • Earring with dangling Ford logo on right ear.

  • Nose hair groomed into mustache.

  • Girlfriends name tattooed on arm; then scratched out and next girlfriends name tattooed below it. Both girlfriends names were Beth.

  • Works at Taco Bell but tells everyone that he works at McDonalds.

  • Both eyes can't focus on the same thing at the same time.

  • Has a chain that drags on the ground that runs from belt to wallet.

  • Chin is on back order.

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INFERNO Z24 2001

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Sunday, July 29, 2001 02:00:47 PM