NAVIGATION: / Inferno Z24/Brain Dead/Street Racer...

THE CAR

• Paint fading on door revealing Highway Patrol logo underneath.

• Tachometer on dash actually larger then windshield.

• Super skinny front tires patched together with duct tape.

• Cold air intake duct replaces on of the headlights.

• The other headlight doesn't work at all.

• Windshield crack held together with duct tape.

• Hood scoop held on with duct tape.

• Car is so twisted from repeated hard launches that all four wheels cant touch the ground at the same time.

• Giant rear spoiler rotted where McDonalds secret sauce was spilled on it.

• Puddle beneath car isn't oil -- it's spilled Dr. Pepper seeping through rotted floorboards.

CLICK HERE FOR LAGER IMAGE

THE OWNER

• Oversized "Friends don't Let Friends Drive Chevys" T-shirt.

• Badly stained sneakers.

• Hair not washed since 1989.

• Hair covers eyes.

• Earring with dangling Ford logo on right ear.

• Nose hair groomed into mustache.

• Girlfriends name tattooed on arm; then scratched out and next girlfriends name tattooed below it. Both girlfriends names were Beth.

• Works at Taco Bell but tells everyone that he works at McDonalds.

• Both eyes can't focus on the same thing at the same time.

• Has a chain that drags on the ground that runs from belt to wallet.

• Chin is on back order.